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2017 Official Hollywood Top 27 - USports/CIS

Post by Hollywood2 » Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:09 pm

OFFICIAL HOLLYWOOD TOP 27

Your prayers have been answered! The OHT27 is back for another year. And everybody is wondering which fans of Hollywood will inspire this year's thread. Well, I don't seek out the ladies. The ladies seek out me. What would happen this year? It must have been fate.

In doing some hockey research, I came across a story about Laurier. Everybody knows it used to be Waterloo Lutheran. But before that it was Waterloo College. And its teams were called the "Mules"! [LINK]

So this got me thinking they should go back to that name. I shall henceforth refer to the team as the Laurier Mules. Then I thought about this:

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Which led to the thought: "What would their logo look like?" Some research came up with this:

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Now for what was Hee Haw famous? Ladies in cut off blue jeans! And who perfected this look?

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That's right, DAISY DUKE! Now I see that down in the States, Florida State has many groups of Daisy Duke fans out there. Here are some samples:

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This should be a truly inspired season. Here are links to the OHT27's of the past:

2009 thread
2010 thread
2011 thread
2012 thread
2013 thread
2014 thread
2015 thread
2016 thread

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Aug 18-19: Pre-Season week 1

Post by Hollywood2 » Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:37 pm

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It's time to report on the Laurier Mules' opener. With help from retro Hee Haw girls Misty Rowe and Lisa Todd. Here's this weekend's exhibition scoreboard. Nobody got jabroni status. But maybe it's OK to call Toronto or Cartoon U jackasses after their losses.

Aug 18
Laurier 18 Concordia 23

Aug 19
Sherbrooke 21 York 9
McGill 24 Queen's 38
Guelph 15-17 (32) St. FX 3-0 (3)
Guelph 30-0 (30) Mount Allison 0-10 (10)
Mount Allison 20-3 (23) St. FX 2-10 (12)
St. Mary's 20 Acadia 17
Carleton 2 Laval 46
Toronto 3 Montreal 63

NEXT UP

Aug 23
#Alberta v UBC
#Regina v Calgary

Aug 25
#Saskatchewan at McMaster

REGULAR SEASON

Aug 25
St. FX at Saint Mary's
Montreal at Concordia

Aug 26
Acadia at Mount Allison
Carleton at Queen's
Sherbrooke at Laval

Aug 27
Waterloo at Windsor
Toronto at Laurier
Ottawa at Guelph
Western Ontario at York

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The CW starts Sept 1 with three games:

Saskatchewan at Manitoba
UBC at Regina
Calgary at Alberta


So long 'til next time!
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Week 1

Post by Hollywood2 » Sun Aug 27, 2017 8:28 pm

OFFICIAL HOLLYWOOD TOP 27 - PRE-SEASON/WEEK 1

Here is the opening OHT27. Please remember that:

1. This is NOT a predictive ranking.
2. The rankings will change A LOT as more results come in.

The CW starts Friday night with 3 games, including one at IGF. The rest have started so this is the "Week 1" ranking.

Since we are early in the season, I am utilizing a variety of models for inspiration this week. I think we all know that the true Daisy Duke, Catherine Bach, is due for an appearance in due time.

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PRIOR OHT27s:
2016 - final

STEP 1: RESULTS

EXHIBITION GAMES

Aug 23 #Regina 39 Calgary 3
Aug 23 #Alberta 30 UBC 33
Aug 25 #Saskatchewan 10 McMaster 22

REGULAR SEASON

Aug 25 St. F.X. 23 Saint Mary's 38
Aug 25 Montreal 37 Concordia 19
Aug 26 Acadia 23 Mount Allison 64
Aug 26 Carleton 22 Queen's 17
Aug 26 Sherbrooke 5 Laval 40
Aug 27 Waterloo 54 Windsor 33
Aug 27 Toronto 0 Laurier 39
Aug 27 Ottawa 24 Guelph 21 - 2OT
Aug 27 Western Ontario 66 York 3

STEP 2: REGIONAL RANKINGS

The rankings show each team's conference record followed by their overall record. The games marked # are non-conference games. The games marked * are games against a jabroni.

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CANADA WEST

1 Regina (0-0, 1-0) beat Cal#
2 UBC (0-0, 1-0) beat Alta#
3 Alberta (0-0, 0-1) lost UBC#
4 Saskatchewan (0-0, 0-1) lost McM#
5 Calgary (0-0, 0-1) lost Reg#
n/r Manitoba (0-0, 0-0)

The odd number of teams in all eastern conferences means that they all have to start early to accommodate bye weeks. So the CW is "exhibition only" at this stage. My guess is Calgary is better than their whipping by Regina. But we'll see.

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ONTARIO

1 Ottawa (1-0, 1-0) beat Gue
2 McMaster (0-0, 1-0) beat Sask#
3 W. Ontario (1-0, 1-0) beat York*
4 Carleton (1-0, 1-1) beat Que lost Lav#
5 Guelph (0-1, 2-1) beat SFX# MtA# lost Ott
6 Queen's (0-1, 1-1) beat McG# lost Car
7 Laurier (1-0, 1-1) lost Con# beat Tor*
8 Waterloo (1-0, 0-0) beat Wind*
9 Windsor (0-1, 0-1) lost Wat
10 Toronto (0-1, 0-2) lost Mtl# Lau
11 York (0-1, 0-2) lost Sher# UWO

That 3-way deal was an oddity and hard to gauge. For purposes of the rankings, I had Guelph ahead of Mount Allison and both ahead of St. F.X. Waterloo must be dancing for joy. Is it too early to make a jabroni call on Windsor, Toronto, and York?

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QUEBEC

1 Laval (1-0, 2-0) beat Car# Sher
2 Montreal (1-0, 2-0) beat Tor# Con
3 Concordia (0-1, 1-1) beat Lau# lost Mtl
4 McGill (0-0, 0-1) lost Que#
5 Sherbrooke (0-1, 1-1) beat York# lost Lav

Yes, I know that Laval and Montreal are strong teams. But where do the rest fit into national rankings? The end of Q&A interlock will make relative rankings a challenge for those teams.

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ATLANTIC

1 Saint Mary's (1-0, 2-0) beat Aca# SFX
2 Mount Allison (1-0, 2-1) beat SFX# Aca lost Gue#
3 St. FX (0-1, 0-3) lost Gue# MtA# SMU
4 Acadia (0-1, 0-1) lost SMU# MtA
n/r Bishop's (0-0, 0-0)

Are the SMUskies planning a return to glory? It will be hard to gauge without interlock.

STEP 3: THE BLEND

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"POTENTIAL CONTENDERS"
1 Regina (0-0, 1-0) beat Cal#
2 Laval (1-0, 2-0) beat Car# Sher
3 Montreal (1-0, 2-0) beat Tor# Con
4 Ottawa (1-0, 1-0) beat Gue

"COULD GO EITHER WAY"
5 UBC (0-0, 1-0) beat Alta#
6 McMaster (0-0, 1-0) beat Sask#
7 W. Ontario (1-0, 1-0) beat York*
8 Alberta (0-0, 0-1) lost UBC#
9 Carleton (1-0, 1-1) beat Que lost Lav#
10 Saint Mary's (1-0, 2-0) beat Aca# SFX
11 Saskatchewan (0-0, 0-1) lost McM#
12 Guelph (0-1, 2-1) beat SFX# MtA# lost Ott
13 Mount Allison (1-0, 2-1) beat SFX# Aca lost Gue#
14 Calgary (0-0, 0-1) lost Reg#
15 Concordia (0-1, 1-1) beat Lau# lost Mtl
16 Queen's (0-1, 1-1) beat McG# lost Car
17 Laurier (1-0, 1-1) lost Con# beat Tor*
18 McGill (0-0, 0-1) lost Que#
19 Sherbrooke (0-1, 1-1) beat York# lost Lav
20 Waterloo (1-0, 0-0) beat Wind*

"JABRONIS-IN-WAITING"
21 St. FX (0-1, 0-3) lost Gue# MtA# SMU
22 Windsor (0-1, 0-1) lost Wat
23 Toronto (0-1, 0-2) lost Mtl# Lau
24 York (0-1, 0-2) lost Sher# UWO
25 Acadia (0-1, 0-1) lost SMU# MtA

"THE UNRANKED"
n/r Bishop's (0-0, 0-0)
n/r Manitoba (0-0, 0-0)

As usual: Caution, these rankings are very preliminary. Things could change dramatically.

NEXT UP

Aug 31 Concordia Sherbrooke
Sep 01 Mount Allison St. F.X.
Sep 01 Laval McGill
Sep 01 Saskatchewan Manitoba
Sep 01 U.B.C. Regina
Sep 01 Calgary Alberta
Sep 02 Bishop's Acadia
Sep 03 McMaster Carleton
Sep 04 York Waterloo
Sep 04 Queen's Ottawa
Sep 04 Guelph Western Ontario
Sep 04 Windsor Toronto

Y'all come back now!
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Week 2

Post by Hollywood2 » Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:40 pm

OFFICIAL HOLLYWOOD TOP 27 - WEEK 2

After the opening of the CW, and week 2 elsewhere, it seems as though there could be some extreme divisions in this year's rankings. Did you know that Barbi Benton was once a Hee Haw Honey? What a weird show that was. Banjos and cut-offs. When colour TV comes to Saskatchewan they'll be all over that one.

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PRIOR OHT27s:
2016 - final
week 1

STEP 1: RESULTS

Aug 31 Concordia 23 Sherbrooke 22
Sep 01 Mount Allison 0 St. F.X. 37
Sep 01 Laval 50 McGill 14
Sep 01 Saskatchewan 44 Manitoba 23
Sep 01 U.B.C. 20 Regina 36
Sep 01 Calgary 55 Alberta 26
Sep 02 Bishop's 10 Acadia 27
Sep 03 McMaster 23 Carleton 9
Sep 04 York 8 Waterloo 52
Sep 04 Queen's 13 Ottawa 14
Sep 04 Guelph 34 Western Ontario 41
Sep 04 Windsor 12 Toronto 19

STEP 2: REGIONAL RANKINGS

The rankings show each team's conference record followed by their overall record. The games marked # are non-conference games. The games marked * are games against a jabroni.

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My mechanic, Angela Jennings, introduces the CW.

CANADA WEST

1 Regina (1-0, 2-0) beat Cal# UBC
2 Saskatchewan (1-0, 1-1) beat Man lost McM#
3 Calgary (1-0, 1-1) beat Alta lost Reg#
4 UBC (0-1, 1-1) beat Alta# lost Reg
5 Manitoba (0-1, 0-1) lost Sask
6 Alberta (0-1, 0-2) lost UBC# Cal

Regina looks like the real deal. I suspect Bedrock U will join them but right now that's guesswork. Key game already coming for the Herd against the T-irds.

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Danielle Robertson introduces the OUA.

ONTARIO

1 McMaster (1-0, 2-0) beat Sask# Carl
2 Ottawa (2-0, 2-0) beat Gue Que
3 W. Ontario (2-0, 2-0) beat York* Gue
4 Carleton (1-1, 1-2) beat Que lost Lav# McM
5 Guelph (0-2, 2-2) beat SFX# MtA# lost Ott UWO
6 Laurier (1-0, 1-1) beat Tor* lost Con#
7 Queen's (0-2, 1-2) beat McG# lost Car Ott
8 Waterloo (2-0, 2-0) beat Wind* York*
9 Toronto (1-1, 1-2) beat Wind* lost Mtl# Lau
10 Windsor (0-2, 0-2) lost Wat Tor*
11 York (0-2, 0-3) lost Sher# UWO Wat

The big news here is that Waterloo has now won twice. Solid wins, too. No early whistle due to a curfew in a tight game. But it's always hard to gauge teams who have only beaten jabronis. It would still be great for Waterloo to upgrade to ham'n'egger this year. Above Waterloo we have a very tight bunch of teams, all capable of almost any re-ordering in upcoming weeks. For now, the McUniversity edges the UfOs and Urban Cowboys in the top bunch. And the next bunch of Cartoon U, Goof, Jackass College, and the Queens are basically pick 'em.

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Josephine Skriver takes us to the RSEQ.

QUEBEC

1 Laval (2-0, 3-0) beat Car# Sher McG
2 Montreal (1-0, 2-0) beat Tor# Con
3 Concordia (1-1, 2-1) beat Lau# Sher lost Mtl
4 Sherbrooke (0-2, 1-2) beat York# lost Lav Con
5 McGill (0-1, 0-2) lost Que# Lav

There are only 5 teams here but clearly two distinct levels. (I guess that's a 21st century use of “distinct society” for Quebec.) Anybody picking something other than Laval v Montreal for the Dunsmore?

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Alexa turns her back on the AUS.

ATLANTIC

1 Saint Mary's (1-0, 2-0) beat Aca# SFX
2 St. F.X. (1-1, 1-3) beat MtA lost Gue# MtA# SMU
3 Mount Allison (1-1, 2-2) beat SFX# Aca* lost Gue# SFX
4 Acadia (1-1, 1-2) beat Bish* lost SMU# MtA
5 Bishop's (0-1, 0-1) lost Aca*

Rough intro for Bishop's to the AUS. Nice turn-around for St. F.X. With the SMUskies on a bye week we have to wait at least one more week to see if they for real, or an AUS facsimile thereof.

STEP 3: THE BLEND

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Jenna Drouin hitches a ride to this week's blend.

"POTENTIAL CONTENDERS"
1 Regina (1-0, 2-0) beat Cal# UBC
2 Laval (2-0, 3-0) beat Car# Sher McG
3 Montreal (1-0, 2-0) beat Tor# Con

"COULD GO EITHER WAY"
4 McMaster (1-0, 2-0) beat Sask# Carl
5 Saskatchewan (1-0, 1-1) beat Man lost McM#
6 Ottawa (2-0, 2-0) beat Gue Que
7 Calgary (1-0, 1-1) beat Alta lost Reg#
8 W. Ontario (2-0, 2-0) beat York* Gue
9 Carleton (1-1, 1-2) beat Que lost Lav# McM
10 Concordia (1-1, 2-1) beat Lau# Sher lost Mtl
11 UBC (0-1, 1-1) beat Alta# lost Reg
12 Saint Mary's (1-0, 2-0) beat Aca# SFX
13 Guelph (0-2, 2-2) beat SFX# MtA# lost Ott UWO
14 Laurier (1-0, 1-1) beat Tor* lost Con#
15 Manitoba (0-1, 0-1) lost Sask
16 Queen's (0-2, 1-2) beat McG# lost Car Ott
17 St. F.X. (1-1, 1-3) beat MtA lost Gue# MtA# SMU
18 Sherbrooke (0-2, 1-2) beat York# lost Lav Con
19 McGill (0-1, 0-2) lost Que# Lav
20 Mount Allison (1-1, 2-2) beat SFX# Aca* lost Gue# SFX
21 Waterloo (2-0, 2-0) beat Wind* York*
22 Alberta (0-1, 0-2) lost UBC# Cal

"JABRONIS-IN-WAITING"
23 Toronto (1-1, 1-2) beat Wind* lost Mtl# Lau
24 Acadia (1-1, 1-2) beat Bish* lost SMU# MtA
25 Windsor (0-2, 0-2) lost Wat Tor*
26 York (0-2, 0-3) lost Sher# UWO Wat
27 Bishop's (0-1, 0-1) lost Aca*

These rankings are still very volatile. There are a lot of significant match-ups next week between teams in the same neighbourhood, which should allow some winnowing to occur.

NEXT UP

Sep 08 Regina Calgary
Sep 08 Alberta Saskatchewan
Sep 09 Acadia St. F.X.
Sep 09 Windsor Guelph
Sep 09 W. Ontario McMaster
Sep 09 Ottawa York
Sep 09 Toronto Waterloo
Sep 09 Saint Mary's Bishop's
Sep 09 Laval Montreal
Sep 09 Manitoba UBC
Sep 09 McGill Sherbrooke
Sep 09 Carleton Laurier

Don't forget to follow us to next week's OHT27!
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Week 3

Post by Hollywood2 » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:48 pm

OFFICIAL HOLLYWOOD TOP 27 - WEEK 3

There were some big games on the weekend. Ones that may have a dramatic effect on rankings for the rest of the season. So this week we have the lovely Jen Heward, and her pick-up truck, to help us out.

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PRIOR OHT27s:
2016 - final
week 1
week 2

STEP 1: RESULTS

Canada West
Sep 08 Regina 26 Calgary 46
Sep 08 Alberta 17 Saskatchewan 43
Sep 09 Manitoba 18 UBC 32

Ontario
Sep 09 Windsor 10 Guelph 81
Sep 09 Western Ontario 29 McMaster 14
Sep 09 Ottawa 26 York 17
Sep 09 Toronto 23 Waterloo 28
Sep 09 Carleton 35 Laurier 38

Quebec
Sep 09 Laval 16 Montreal 21
Sep 09 McGill 18 Sherbrooke 16

Atlantic
Sep 09 Acadia 38 St. F.X. 24
Sep 09 Saint Mary's 40 Bishop's 21


STEP 2: REGIONAL RANKINGS

The rankings show each team's conference record followed by their overall record. The games marked # are non-conference games. The games marked * are games against a jabroni.

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CANADA WEST

1 Calgary (2-0, 2-1) beat Alta Reg lost Reg#
2 Regina (1-1, 2-1) beat Cal# UBC lost Cal
3 Saskatchewan (2-0, 2-1) beat Man Alta lost McM#
4 UBC (1-1, 2-1) beat Alta# Man lost Reg
5 Manitoba (0-2, 0-2) lost Sask UBC
6 Alberta (0-2, 0-3) lost UBC# Cal Sask

Bedrock U avenged their pre-season loss to the Lambs, so they vault to #1. After those two, the rest kinda fall into place.

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ONTARIO

1 W. Ontario (3-0, 3-0) beat York* Gue McM
2 Ottawa (3-0, 3-0) beat Gue Que York*
3 McMaster (1-1, 2-1) beat Sask# Carl lost UWO
4 Laurier (2-0, 2-1) beat Tor* Carl lost Con#
5 Guelph (1-2, 3-2) beat SFX# MtA# Wind* lost Ott UWO
6 Carleton (1-2, 1-3) beat Que lost Lav# McM Laur
7 Queen's (0-2, 1-2) beat McG# lost Car Ott
8 Waterloo (3-0, 3-0) beat Wind* York* Tor*
9 Toronto (1-2, 1-3) beat Wind* lost Mtl# Lau Wat
10 York (0-3, 0-4) lost Sher# UWO Wat Ott
11 Windsor (0-3, 0-3) lost Wat Tor* Gue

So how good is Waterloo? They deserve loads of credit but they may be the weakest 3-0 team in history. So far the teams are falling in line rather easily. It's about time for some shockers here. Shouldn't Windsor be better?

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QUEBEC

1 Montreal (2-0, 3-0) beat Tor# Con Lav
2 Laval (2-1, 3-1) beat Car# Sher McG lost Mtl
3 Concordia (1-1, 2-1) beat Lau# Sher lost Mtl
4 McGill (1-1, 1-2) beat Sher lost Que# Lav
5 Sherbrooke (0-3, 1-3) beat York# lost Lav Con McG

Hey, Montreal beat Laval and McGill beat Sherbrooke in head-to-head match0ups, making this ranking simple.

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ATLANTIC

1 Saint Mary's (2-0, 3-0) beat Aca# SFX Bish*
2 Mount Allison (1-1, 2-2) beat SFX# Aca lost Gue# SFX
3 Acadia (2-1, 2-2) beat Bish* SFX lost SMU# MtA
4 St. F.X. (1-2, 1-4) beat MtA lost Gue# MtA# SMU Aca
5 Bishop's (0-2, 0-2) lost Aca SMU

We have our first A beat B, B beat C, and C beat A situation of the season. This puts the Mounted, Cajuns, and Jeremies in a bundle. SMU is entrenched at the top and Bishop's at the bottom.

STEP 3: THE BLEND

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"POTENTIAL CONTENDERS"
1 Montreal (2-0, 3-0) beat Tor# Con Lav
2 Calgary (2-0, 2-1) beat Alta Reg lost Reg#
3 Regina (1-1, 2-1) beat Cal# UBC lost Cal
4 Laval (2-1, 3-1) beat Car# Sher McG lost Mtl
5 W. Ontario (3-0, 3-0) beat York* Gue McM
6 Ottawa (3-0, 3-0) beat Gue Que York*

"COULD GO EITHER WAY"
7 McMaster (1-1, 2-1) beat Sask# Carl lost UWO
8 Saskatchewan (2-0, 2-1) beat Man Alta lost McM#
9 Concordia (1-1, 2-1) beat Lau# Sher lost Mtl
10 Laurier (2-0, 2-1) beat Tor* Carl lost Con#
11 UBC (1-1, 2-1) beat Alta# Man lost Reg
12 Guelph (1-2, 3-2) beat SFX# MtA# Wind* lost Ott UWO
13 Carleton (1-2, 1-3) beat Que lost Lav# McM Laur
14 Queen's (0-2, 1-2) beat McG# lost Car Ott
15 McGill (1-1, 1-2) beat Sher lost Que# Lav
16 Saint Mary's (2-0, 3-0) beat Aca# SFX Bish*

"LEANING HAM'N'EGGER"
17 Manitoba (0-2, 0-2) lost Sask UBC
18 Sherbrooke (0-3, 1-3) beat York# lost Lav Con McG
19 Waterloo (3-0, 3-0) beat Wind* York* Tor*
20 Mount Allison (1-1, 2-2) beat SFX# Aca lost Gue# SFX
21 Acadia (2-1, 2-2) beat Bish* SFX lost SMU# MtA
22 St. F.X. (1-2, 1-4) beat MtA lost Gue# MtA# SMU Aca
23 Alberta (0-2, 0-3) lost UBC# Cal Sask

"JABRONIS-IN-WAITING"
24 Toronto (1-2, 1-3) beat Wind* lost Mtl# Lau Wat
25 York (0-3, 0-4) lost Sher# UWO Wat Ott
26 Bishop's (0-2, 0-2) lost Aca SMU
27 Windsor (0-3, 0-3) lost Wat Tor* Gue

It'll take another week to declare the categories. But I think most teams are falling into the old categories.

NEXT UP

Sep 15 Acadia at Saint Mary's
Sep 15 Bishop's at Mount Allison
Sep 15 Sherbrooke at Montreal
Sep 16 Waterloo at Carleton
Sep 16 Western Ontario at Windsor
Sep 16 Ottawa at McMaster
Sep 16 Laurier at Queen's
Sep 16 Guelph at Toronto
Sep 16 McGill at Concordia
Sep 16 Calgary at Manitoba
Sep 16 Alberta at Regina
Sep 16 Saskatchewan at U.B.C.

So next week hop in Jen's truck and come back for more insightful analysis!
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Week 4

Post by Hollywood2 » Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:16 pm

OFFICIAL HOLLYWOOD TOP 27 - WEEK 4

This was the week that a lot of rankings came into focus. All with the assistance of a cross-section of lovely assistants. So let's get right down to business.

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PRIOR OHT27s:
2016 - final
week 1
week 2
week 3

STEP 1: RESULTS

Canada West
Sep 16 Calgary 76 Manitoba 17
Sep 16 Alberta 18 Regina 28
Sep 16 Saskatchewan 10 U.B.C. 27

Ontario
Sep 16 Waterloo 45 Carleton 43
Sep 16 Western Ontario 59 Windsor 7
Sep 16 Ottawa 7 McMaster 24
Sep 16 Laurier 40 Queen's 7
Sep 16 Guelph 43 Toronto 6

Quebec
Sep 15 Sherbrooke 1 Montreal 28
Sep 16 McGill 16 Concordia 68

Atlantic
Sep 15 Acadia 10 Saint Mary's 17
Sep 15 Bishop's 32 Mount Allison 31


STEP 2: REGIONAL RANKINGS

The rankings show each team's conference record followed by their overall record. The games marked # are non-conference games. The games marked * are games against a jabroni.

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CANADA WEST

1 Calgary (3-0, 3-1) beat Alta Reg Man lost Reg#
2 Regina (2-1, 3-1) beat Cal# UBC Alta lost Cal
3 UBC (2-1, 3-1) beat Alta# Man Sask lost Reg
4 Saskatchewan (2-1, 2-2) beat Man Alta lost McM# UBC
5 Manitoba (0-3, 0-3) lost Sask UBC Cal
6 Alberta (0-3, 0-4) lost UBC# Cal Sask Reg

The CIS/US website has the Bedrock-Bison game as 0-0, and each team got 1 point in the standings. For now, though, Bedrock gets the win. Look:
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I don't know if that is a glitch or if something happened with that game. Maybe Boss Hogg is involved!

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ONTARIO

1 W. Ontario (4-0, 4-0) beat York* Gue McM Wind*
2 McMaster (2-1, 3-1) beat Sask# Carl Ott lost UWO
3 Ottawa (3-1, 3-1) beat Gue Que York* lost McM
4 Laurier (3-0, 3-1) beat Tor* Carl Que lost Con#
5 Waterloo (4-0, 4-0) beat Wind* York* Tor* Carl
6 Guelph (2-2, 4-2) beat SFX# MtA# Wind* Tor* lost Ott UWO
7 Carleton (1-3, 1-4) beat Que lost Lav# McM Laur Wat
8 Queen's (0-3, 1-3) beat McG# lost Car Ott Laur
9 Toronto (1-3, 1-4) beat Wind* lost Mtl# Lau Wat Gue
10 York (0-3, 0-4) lost Sher# UWO Wat Ott
11 Windsor (0-4, 0-4) lost Wat Tor* Gue UWO

It is hard to plug in Laurier and Waterloo. What a great improvement by Waterloo. Perhaps the best in OHT27 history.

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QUEBEC

1 Montreal (3-0, 4-0) beat Tor# Con Lav Sher
2 Laval (2-1, 3-1) beat Car# Sher McG lost Mtl
3 Concordia (2-1, 3-1) beat Lau# Sher McG lost Mtl
4 McGill (1-2, 1-3) beat Sher lost Que# Lav Con
5 Sherbrooke (0-4, 1-4) beat York# lost Lav Con McG Mtl

The only issue here is: Who gets #2? For now, Laval.

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ATLANTIC

1 Saint Mary's (3-0, 4-0) beat Aca# SFX Bish Aca
2 Acadia (2-2, 2-2) beat Bish SFX lost SMU# MtA SMU
3 St. F.X. (1-2, 1-4) beat MtA lost Gue# MtA# SMU Aca
4 Mount Allison (1-2, 2-3) beat SFX# Aca lost Gue# SFX Bish
5 Bishop's (1-2, 0-2) beat MtA lost Aca SMU

That win by Bishop's changes a lot. After SMU, these teams are all beating one another. This means they are in a dead heat, and belong in the same rankings segment.

STEP 3: THE BLEND

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"CONTENDERS"
1 Montreal (3-0, 4-0) beat Tor# Con Lav Sher
2 Calgary (3-0, 3-1) beat Alta Reg Man lost Reg#
3 Regina (2-1, 3-1) beat Cal# UBC Alta lost Cal
4 Laval (2-1, 3-1) beat Car# Sher McG lost Mtl

"THE BLOB"
5 W. Ontario (4-0, 4-0) beat York* Gue McM Wind*
6 McMaster (2-1, 3-1) beat Sask# Carl Ott lost UWO
7 UBC (2-1, 3-1) beat Alta# Man Sask lost Reg
8 Concordia (2-1, 3-1) beat Lau# Sher McG lost Mtl
9 Ottawa (3-1, 3-1) beat Gue Que York* lost McM
10 Laurier (3-0, 3-1) beat Tor* Carl Que lost Con#
11 Saskatchewan (2-1, 2-2) beat Man Alta lost McM# UBC
12 Waterloo (4-0, 4-0) beat Wind* York* Tor* Carl
13 Guelph (2-2, 4-2) beat SFX# MtA# Wind* Tor* lost Ott UWO
14 Carleton (1-3, 1-4) beat Que lost Lav# McM Laur Wat
15 Queen's (0-3, 1-3) beat McG# lost Car Ott Laur
16 Saint Mary's (3-0, 4-0) beat Aca# SFX Bish Aca

"HAM'N'EGGERS"
17 McGill (1-2, 1-3) beat Sher lost Que# Lav Con
18 Sherbrooke (0-4, 1-4) beat York# lost Lav Con McG Mtl
19 Acadia (2-2, 2-2) beat Bish SFX lost SMU# MtA SMU
20 Manitoba (0-3, 0-3) lost Sask UBC Cal
21 Alberta (0-3, 0-4) lost UBC# Cal Sask Reg
22 St. F.X. (1-2, 1-4) beat MtA lost Gue# MtA# SMU Aca
23 Mount Allison (1-2, 2-3) beat SFX# Aca lost Gue# SFX Bish
24 Bishop's (1-2, 0-2) beat MtA lost Aca SMU

"JABRONIS"
25 Toronto (1-3, 1-4) beat Wind* lost Mtl# Lau Wat Gue
26 York (0-3, 0-4) lost Sher# UWO Wat Ott
27 Windsor (0-4, 0-4) lost Wat Tor* Gue UWO

The AUS is jabroni-free! Their 4-team blob had to be together, and H&E they are. The SMUskies are hanging into The Blob, just barely.

NEXT UP

Sep 22 Montreal McGill
Sep 23 Saint Mary's Mount Allison
Sep 23 Toronto York
Sep 23 McMaster Guelph
Sep 23 Laurier Waterloo
Sep 23 Windsor Ottawa
Sep 23 St. F.X. Bishop's
Sep 23 U.B.C. Alberta
Sep 23 Manitoba Regina
Sep 23 Saskatchewan Calgary
Sep 23 Queen's Western Ontario
Sep 24 Concordia Laval

So, time to go fishin'!
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Week 5

Post by Hollywood2 » Mon Sep 25, 2017 6:57 pm

OFFICIAL HOLLYWOOD TOP 27 - WEEK 5

Seems we just got started, and already we are just past the half-way point of the regular season. Deep thought is required from two lovely assistants. Alix Townsend was kicked off a plane for wearing this outfit.

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PRIOR OHT27s:
2016 - final
week 1
week 2
week 3
week 4

STEP 1: RESULTS

Canada West
Sep 23 U.B.C. 41 Alberta 21
Sep 23 Manitoba 18 Regina 16
Sep 23 Saskatchewan 28 Calgary 51

Ontario
Sep 23 Toronto 16 York 41
Sep 23 McMaster 29 Guelph 9
Sep 23 Laurier 71 Waterloo 24
Sep 23 Windsor 14 Ottawa 39
Sep 23 Queen's 10 W. Ontario 48

Quebec
Sep 22 Montreal 16 McGill 3
Sep 24 Concordia 8 Laval 12

Atlantic
Sep 23 Saint Mary's 27 Mount Allison 26
Sep 23 St. F.X. 37 Bishop's 27

STEP 2: REGIONAL RANKINGS

The rankings show each team's conference record followed by their overall record. The games marked # are non-conference games. The games marked * are games against a jabroni.

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Alix looks good on approach.

CANADA WEST

1 Calgary (4-0, 4-1) beat Alta Reg Man Sask lost Reg#
2 UBC (3-1, 4-1) beat Alta# Man Sask Alta lost Reg
3 Regina (2-2, 3-2) beat Cal# UBC Alta lost Cal Man
4 Saskatchewan (2-2, 2-2) beat Man Alta lost McM# UBC Cal
5 Manitoba (1-3, 1-3) beat Reg lost Sask UBC Cal
6 Alberta (0-4, 0-5) lost UBC# Cal Sask Reg UBC

The Manitoba win over Regina makes this more like a typical CW season, where we have a couple of “loops”, i.e. A beat B, B beat C, and C beat A. Omitting the two teams from Saudi Alberta, the standings are:
UBC 2-1
Reg 1-1
Sask 1-1
Man 1-2

That Banjoland Battle coming next week is a very significant game rankings-wise. Who would have thought there could exist a scenario where Manitoba could overtake Regina in the rankings before the bye week?

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Alix dazzles on departure.

ONTARIO

1 W. Ontario (5-0, 5-0) beat York* Gue McM Wind* Que
2 McMaster (3-1, 4-1) beat Sask# Carl Ott Gue lost UWO
3 Laurier (4-0, 4-1) beat Tor* Carl Que Wat lost Con#
4 Ottawa (4-1, 4-1) beat Gue Que York* Wind* lost McM
5 Waterloo (4-1, 4-1) beat Wind* York* Tor* Carl lost Laur
6 Carleton (1-3, 1-4) beat Que lost Lav# McM Laur Wat
7 Queen's (0-4, 1-4) beat McG# lost Car Ott Laur UWO
8 Guelph (2-3, 4-3) beat SFX# MtA# Wind* Tor* lost Ott UWO McM
9 York (1-3, 1-4) beat Tor* lost Sher# UWO Wat Ott
10 Toronto (1-4, 1-5) beat Wind* lost Mtl# Lau Wat Gue York*
11 Windsor (0-5, 0-5) lost Wat Tor* Gue UWO Ott

The Big Lemon was all abuzz over the epic battle between York and Toronto. Both teams are in the OUA's Top Ten! Otherwise all games were won by the higher ranked team. Laurier gets a boost with a win over Waterloo. I have my suspicions about Waterloo. But no matter what happens the rest of the way, they still might be the “team of the year” for their turn-about. By the way, here is the NJR (non-jabroni record) for the teams:
UWO 3-0
McM 3-1, 4-1
Laur 3-0, 3-1
Wat 1-1
Carl 1-3, 1-4
Que 0-4, 1-4
Gue 0-3, 2-3 (two mini-wins)

So the rankings have been adjusted accordingly. Funny that there is not yet a “loop” in the OUA results.

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Amia is also very inspirational.

QUEBEC

1 Montreal (4-0, 5-0) beat Tor# Con Lav Sher McG
2 Laval (3-1, 4-1) beat Car# Sher McG Con lost Mtl
3 Concordia (2-2, 3-2) beat Lau# Sher McG lost Mtl Lav
4 McGill (1-3, 1-4) beat Sher lost Que# Lav Con Mtl
5 Sherbrooke (0-4, 1-4) beat York# lost Lav Con McG Mtl

Laval escaped with a narrow win over Concordia. A loss would have dropped them very significantly in the rankings, and really thrown things for a loop. As it is, they cling to 2nd in the Q.

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Amia may have visited the AUS if they still played interlock with Quebec.

ATLANTIC

1 Saint Mary's (4-0, 5-0) beat Aca# SFX Bish Aca MtA
2 Acadia (2-2, 2-3) beat Bish SFX lost SMU# MtA SMU
3 St. F.X. (2-2, 2-4) beat MtA Bish lost Gue# MtA# SMU Aca
4 Mount Allison (1-3, 2-4) beat SFX# Aca lost Gue# SFX Bish SMU
5 Bishop's (1-3, 1-3) beat MtA lost Aca SMU SFX

The AUS has now completed a round-robin. Spots 2-5 are seemingly in a toss-up for the second round-robin of the season.

STEP 3: THE BLEND

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Everybody from coast-to-coast can admire Amia.

"CONTENDERS"
1 Montreal (4-0, 5-0) beat Tor# Con Lav Sher McG
2 Calgary (4-0, 4-1) beat Alta Reg Man Sask lost Reg#
3 Laval (3-1, 4-1) beat Car# Sher McG Con lost Mtl
4 W. Ontario (5-0, 5-0) beat York* Gue McM Wind* Que

"THE UPPER BLOB"
5 McMaster (3-1, 4-1) beat Sask# Carl Ott Gue lost UWO
6 UBC (3-1, 4-1) beat Alta# Man Sask Alta lost Reg
7 Concordia (2-2, 3-2) beat Lau# Sher McG lost Mtl Lav
8 Regina (2-2, 3-2) beat Cal# UBC Alta lost Cal Man
9 Laurier (4-0, 4-1) beat Tor* Carl Que Wat lost Con#
10 Ottawa (4-1, 4-1) beat Gue Que York* Wind* lost McM
11 Saskatchewan (2-2, 2-2) beat Man Alta lost McM# UBC Cal

"THE LOWER BLOB"
12 Waterloo (4-1, 4-1) beat Wind* York* Tor* Carl lost Laur
13 Saint Mary's (4-0, 5-0) beat Aca# SFX Bish Aca MtA
14 Manitoba (1-3, 1-3) beat Reg lost Sask UBC Cal
15 Carleton (1-3, 1-4) beat Que lost Lav# McM Laur Wat
16 Queen's (0-4, 1-4) beat McG# lost Car Ott Laur UWO
17 Guelph (2-3, 4-3) beat SFX# MtA# Wind* Tor* lost Ott UWO McM

"HAM'N'EGGERS"
18 McGill (1-3, 1-4) beat Sher lost Que# Lav Con Mtl
19 Acadia (2-2, 2-3) beat Bish SFX lost SMU# MtA SMU
20 St. F.X. (2-2, 2-4) beat MtA Bish lost Gue# MtA# SMU Aca
21 Sherbrooke (0-4, 1-4) beat York# lost Lav Con McG Mtl
22 Mount Allison (1-3, 2-4) beat SFX# Aca lost Gue# SFX Bish SMU
23 Alberta (0-4, 0-5) lost UBC# Cal Sask Reg UBC
24 Bishop's (1-3, 1-3) beat MtA lost Aca SMU SFX

"JABRONIS"
25 York (1-3, 1-4) beat Tor* lost Sher# UWO Wat Ott
26 Toronto (1-4, 1-5) beat Wind* lost Mtl# Lau Wat Gue York*
27 Windsor (0-5, 0-5) lost Wat Tor* Gue UWO Ott

The Blob has been split in two. Right now, the “Lower Blob” teams have but one win against “Upper Blob” teams, and that is Manitoba's win over Regina. It is difficult to rank SMU and Manitoba within that group of OUA teams. Guelph's wins have been mini-exhibition games and jabroni victimizations.

NEXT UP

Sep 29 Alberta Manitoba
Sep 29 Regina Saskatchewan
Sep 29 Calgary U.B.C.
Sep 30 Saint Mary's St. F.X.
Sep 30 Mount Allison Acadia
Sep 30 Carleton Ottawa
Sep 30 York McMaster
Sep 30 Queen's Windsor
Sep 30 W. Ontario Laurier
Sep 30 Guelph Waterloo
Sep 30 Sherbrooke Concordia
Oct 01 McGill Laval

Don't forget to follow the crowd to future OHT27 rankings.

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Week 6

Post by Hollywood2 » Wed Oct 04, 2017 8:27 pm

OFFICIAL HOLLYWOOD TOP 27 - WEEK 6

This last week there were some surprise results, creating many more ranking “loops” in every conference. With Thanksgiving next, we must all sit back and appreciate the hard-working farm gals out there. Such as Hillary Fisher.

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PRIOR OHT27s:
2016 - final
week 1
week 2
week 3
week 4
week 5

STEP 1: RESULTS

Canada West
Sep 29 Alberta 36 Manitoba 25
Sep 29 Regina 50 Saskatchewan 40
Sep 29 Calgary 31 U.B.C. 17

Ontario
Sep 30 Carleton 33 Ottawa 30
Sep 30 York 2 McMaster 32
Sep 30 Queen's 54 Windsor 10
Sep 30 W. Ontario 29 Laurier 13
Sep 30 Guelph 53 Waterloo 49

Quebec
Sep 30 Sherbrooke 30 Concordia 13
Oct 01 McGill 0 Laval 34

Atlantic
Sep 30 Saint Mary's 22 St. F.X. 21
Sep 30 Mount Allison 14 Acadia 33

STEP 2: REGIONAL RANKINGS

The rankings show each team's conference record followed by their overall record. The games marked # are non-conference games. The games marked * are games against a jabroni.

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Those big tractor wheels are eye-catching.

CANADA WEST

1 Calgary (5-0, 5-1) beat Alta Reg Man Sask UBC lost Reg#
2 Regina (3-2, 4-2) beat Cal# UBC Alta Sask lost Cal Man
3 UBC (3-2, 4-2) beat Alta# Man Sask Alta lost Reg Cal
4 Saskatchewan (2-3, 2-4) beat Man Alta lost McM# UBC Cal Reg
5 Alberta (1-4, 1-5) beat Man lost UBC# Cal Sask Reg UBC
6 Manitoba (1-4, 1-4) beat Reg lost Sask UBC Cal Alta

Calgary and Regina overcame opponents hoping for a leap-frog, and at the other end the Evil Monkeys finally got a win. You knew it had to be coming. This also creates a lot of loops in the rankings.

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A tractor with a comfortable seat is worth its weight in gold come harvest time.

ONTARIO

1 W. Ontario (6-0, 6-0) beat York* Gue McM Wind* Que Laur
2 McMaster (4-1, 5-1) beat Sask# Carl Ott Gue York* lost UWO
3 Laurier (4-1, 4-2) beat Tor* Carl Que Wat lost Con# UWO
4 Carleton (2-3, 2-4) beat Que Ott lost Lav# McM Laur Wat
5 Ottawa (4-2, 4-2) beat Gue Que York* Wind* lost McM Carl
6 Guelph (3-3, 5-3) beat SFX# MtA# Wind* Tor* Wat lost Ott UWO McM
7 Waterloo (4-2, 4-2) beat Wind* York* Tor* Carl lost Laur Gue
8 Queen's (1-4, 2-4) beat McG# Wind* lost Car Ott Laur UWO
9 York (1-4, 1-5) beat Tor* lost Sher# UWO Wat Ott McM
10 Toronto (1-4, 1-5) beat Wind* lost Mtl# Lau Wat Gue York*
11 Windsor (0-6, 0-6) lost Wat Tor* Gue UWO Ott Que

The OUA had been falling into place every week, until now. The big games were Cartoon U beating UfO, and Guelph bring Waterloo back to Earth. Those 4 now form a mid-block, all of whom have beaten the others. How have they fared against one another?

Carl 1-1
Ott 1-1
Gue 1-1
Wat 1-1

Jeez. Well, Cartoon U and UfO have at least beaten half-decent Queen's so they go up top, and Guelph and Waterloo follow. Of course, those teams can easily switch in the coming weeks since they are basically in a dead heat right now.

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It takes great horticultural skill to farm in high heels.

QUEBEC

1 Montreal (4-0, 5-0) beat Tor# Con Lav Sher McG
2 Laval (4-1, 5-1) beat Car# Sher McG Con McG lost Mtl
3 Concordia (2-3, 3-3) beat Lau# Sher McG lost Mtl Lav Sher
4 McGill (1-4, 1-5) beat Sher lost Que# Lav Con Mtl Lav
5 Sherbrooke (1-4, 2-4) beat York# Con lost Lav Con McG Mtl

The Bees were looking like a sleeper team. Maybe that's the problem. They fell asleep and now hav a split against Sherbrooke. So we have another loop. And against one another they are:

Con 2-1
McG 1-1
Sher 1-2

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When half mounted on a tractor one can get a great look out over the fields.

ATLANTIC

1 Saint Mary's (5-0, 6-0) beat Aca# SFX Bish Aca MtA SFX
2 Acadia (3-2, 3-3) beat Bish SFX MtA lost SMU# MtA SMU
3 St. F.X. (2-3, 2-5) beat MtA Bish lost Gue# MtA# SMU Aca SMU
4 Bishop's (1-3, 1-3) beat MtA lost Aca SMU SFX
5 Mount Allison (1-4, 2-5) beat SFX# Aca lost Gue# SFX Bish SMU Aca

Mount Allison sinks with another loss. The rest hold firm.

STEP 3: THE BLEND

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Smiling whilst at work makes the day fly by.

"CONTENDERS"
1 Calgary (5-0, 5-1) beat Alta Reg Man Sask UBC lost Reg#
2 Montreal (4-0, 5-0) beat Tor# Con Lav Sher McG
3 Laval (4-1, 5-1) beat Car# Sher McG Con McG lost Mtl
4 W. Ontario (6-0, 6-0) beat York* Gue McM Wind* Que Laur

"THE UPPER BLOB"
5 McMaster (4-1, 5-1) beat Sask# Carl Ott Gue York* lost UWO
6 Regina (3-2, 4-2) beat Cal# UBC Alta Sask lost Cal Man
7 Laurier (4-1, 4-2) beat Tor* Carl Que Wat lost Con# UWO
8 UBC (3-2, 4-2) beat Alta# Man Sask Alta lost Reg Cal

"THE LOWER BLOB"
9 Carleton (2-3, 2-4) beat Que Ott lost Lav# McM Laur Wat
10 Ottawa (4-2, 4-2) beat Gue Que York* Wind* lost McM Carl
11 Saskatchewan (2-3, 2-4) beat Man Alta lost McM# UBC Cal Reg
12 Concordia (2-3, 3-3) beat Lau# Sher McG lost Mtl Lav Sher
13 Guelph (3-3, 5-3) beat SFX# MtA# Wind* Tor* Wat lost Ott UWO McM
14 Saint Mary's (5-0, 6-0) beat Aca# SFX Bish Aca MtA SFX
15 Waterloo (4-2, 4-2) beat Wind* York* Tor* Carl lost Laur Gue

"HAM'N'EGGERS"
16 Queen's (1-4, 2-4) beat McG# Wind* lost Car Ott Laur UWO
17 Alberta (1-4, 1-5) beat Man lost UBC# Cal Sask Reg UBC
18 McGill (1-4, 1-5) beat Sher lost Que# Lav Con Mtl Lav
19 Acadia (3-2, 3-3) beat Bish SFX MtA lost SMU# MtA SMU
20 Manitoba (1-4, 1-4) beat Reg lost Sask UBC Cal Alta
21 St. F.X. (2-3, 2-5) beat MtA Bish lost Gue# MtA# SMU Aca SMU
22 Sherbrooke (1-4, 2-4) beat York# Con lost Lav Con McG Mtl
23 Bishop's (1-3, 1-3) beat MtA lost Aca SMU SFX
24 Mount Allison (1-4, 2-5) beat SFX# Aca lost Gue# SFX Bish SMU Aca

"JABRONIS"
25 York (1-4, 1-5) beat Tor* lost Sher# UWO Wat Ott McM
26 Toronto (1-4, 1-5) beat Wind* lost Mtl# Lau Wat Gue York*
27 Windsor (0-6, 0-6) lost Wat Tor* Gue UWO Ott Que

Calgary's unbeaten run through the CW gives them #1 overall. All the conferences now have a “loop” effect. So rankings become a challenge. Some winnowing has cut back the upper blob, and overall teams have been moved down a bit. The lower blob teams could easily become ham'n'eggers and vice versa.

NEXT UP

Oct 05 Waterloo Queen's
Oct 05 McMaster Toronto
Oct 05 Laurier York
Oct 05 Concordia Montreal
Oct 06 Carleton W. Ontario
Oct 07 St. F.X. Mount Allison
Oct 07 Acadia Bishop's
Oct 07 Laval Sherbrooke

Don't forget back to next week's OHT35.

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Week 7

Post by Hollywood2 » Mon Oct 09, 2017 4:56 pm

OFFICIAL HOLLYWOOD TOP 27 - WEEK 7

The Thanksgiving weekend is the one where the leagues catch up on the byes. The CW is an even-numbered conference so they get the weekend off. I know that readers are most thankful for one thing: THE OHT27! In honour of the holiday, I present TWO of my biggest fans, Tool Time Girls Heidi (Debbe Dunning) and Lisa (Pamela Anderson), presented two at a time for comparitive purposes.

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PRIOR OHT27s:
2016 - final
week 1
week 2
week 3
week 4
week 5
week 6

STEP 1: RESULTS

Canada West
No games

Ontario
Oct 05 Waterloo 17 Queen's 68
Oct 05 McMaster 43 Toronto 6
Oct 05 Laurier 53 York 31
Oct 06 Carleton 14 W. Ontario 51

Quebec
Oct 05 Concordia Montreal cancelled
Oct 07 Laval 46 Sherbrooke 15

Atlantic
Oct 07 St. F.X. 15 Mount Allison 32
Oct 07 Acadia 27 Bishop's 24

STEP 2: REGIONAL RANKINGS

The rankings show each team's conference record followed by their overall record. The games marked # are non-conference games. The games marked * are games against a jabroni. The games marked ø were reversed in league standings.

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Pamela got her start as a football fan. Debbe has always been a natural in items exclusively available at the Tool Time Store.

CANADA WEST

1 Calgary (5-0, 5-1) beat Alta Reg Man Sask UBC lost Reg#
2 Regina (3-2, 4-2) beat Cal# UBC Alta Sask lost Cal Man
3 UBC (3-2, 4-2) beat Alta# Man Sask Alta lost Reg Cal
4 Saskatchewan (2-3, 2-4) beat Man Alta lost McM# UBC Cal Reg
5 Alberta (1-4, 1-5) beat Man lost UBC# Cal Sask Reg UBC
6 Manitoba (1-4, 1-4) beat Reg lost Sask UBC Cal Alta

No games, no changes. So shut up and pass me some left over pie.

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A lady who can handle heavy equipment can provide useful insights into football.

ONTARIO

1 W. Ontario (7-0, 7-0) beat York* Gue McM Wind* Que Laur Carl
2 McMaster (5-1, 6-1) beat Sask# Carl Ott Gue York* Tor* lost UWO
3 Laurier (5-1, 5-2) beat Tor* Carl Que Wat York* lost Con# UWO
4 Carleton (2-4, 2-5) beat Que Ott lost Lav# McM Laur Wat UWO
5 Ottawa (4-2, 4-2) beat Gue Que York* Wind* lost McM Carl
6 Guelph (3-3, 5-3) beat SFX# MtA# Wind* Tor* Wat lost Ott UWO McM
7 Queen's (2-4, 3-4) beat McG# Wind* Wat lost Car Ott Laur UWO
8 Waterloo (4-3, 4-3) beat Wind* York* Tor* Carl lost Laur Gue Que
9 York (1-5, 1-6) beat Tor* lost Sher# UWO Wat Ott McM Laur
10 Toronto (1-5, 1-6) beat Wind* lost Mtl# Lau Wat Gue York* McM
11 Windsor (0-6, 0-6) lost Wat Tor* Gue UWO Ott Que

By defeating Waterloo, Queen's gets to join in the loop where everybody wins and loses to the others. Here's how those mid-5 have fared against one another:

Carl 2-1
Ott 2-1
Gue 1-1
Que 1-2
Wat 1-2

So the Queens leapfrog Waterloo and the rest stand pat. It doesn't look like any of these teams will beat one of the top 3, nor lose to one of the bottom 3.

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Don't let your wife give you any more BS. A lady CAN wear swimwear and handle power tools.

QUEBEC

1 Montreal (4-0-1, 5-0-1) beat Tor# Con Lav Sher McG can Con
2 Laval (5-1, 6-1) beat Car# Sher McG Con McG Sher lost Mtl
3 Concordia (2-3-1, 3-3-1) beat Lau# Sher McG lost Mtl Lav Sher can Mtl
4 McGill (1-4, 1-5) beat Sher lost Que# Lav Con Mtl Lav
5 Sherbrooke (1-5, 2-5) beat York# Con lost Lav Con McG Mtl Lav

A cancelled game provided the most excitement in the Q this week. If its weird, you know it's Quebec.

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Pam is clearly not ready to work. But Debbe takes a toolbox everywhere.

ATLANTIC

1 Saint Mary's (5-0, 6-0) beat Aca# SFXø Bish Aca MtA SFX
2 Acadia (4-2, 4-3) beat Bish SFX MtA Bish lost SMU# MtA SMU
3 Mount Allison (2-4, 3-5) beat SFX# Aca SFX lost Gue# SFX Bish SMU Aca
4 St. F.X. (2-4, 2-6) beat MtA Bish lost Gue# MtA# SMUø Aca SMU MtA
5 Bishop's (1-4, 1-4) beat MtA lost Aca SMU SFX Aca

The OHT27 does not care about boardroom decisions. Technically, SFX gets a cheesy win over the SMUskies. Pshaw, I sez.

STEP 3: THE BLEND

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Before tool time, Pamela also worked on motorcycles. Debbe apparently stuck to cars.

"CONTENDERS"
1 Calgary (5-0, 5-1) beat Alta Reg Man Sask UBC lost Reg#
2 Montreal (4-0-1, 5-0-1) beat Tor# Con Lav Sher McG can Con
3 Laval (5-1, 6-1) beat Car# Sher McG Con McG Sher lost Mtl
4 W. Ontario (7-0, 7-0) beat York* Gue McM Wind* Que Laur Carl

"THE UPPER BLOB"
5 McMaster (5-1, 6-1) beat Sask# Carl Ott Gue York* Tor* lost UWO
6 Regina (3-2, 4-2) beat Cal# UBC Alta Sask lost Cal Man
7 Laurier (5-1, 5-2) beat Tor* Carl Que Wat York* lost Con# UWO
8 UBC (3-2, 4-2) beat Alta# Man Sask Alta lost Reg Cal

"THE LOWER BLOB"
9 Carleton (2-4, 2-5) beat Que Ott lost Lav# McM Laur Wat UWO
10 Ottawa (4-2, 4-2) beat Gue Que York* Wind* lost McM Carl
11 Saskatchewan (2-3, 2-4) beat Man Alta lost McM# UBC Cal Reg
12 Concordia (2-3-1, 3-3-1) beat Lau# Sher McG lost Mtl Lav Sher can Mtl
13 Guelph (3-3, 5-3) beat SFX# MtA# Wind* Tor* Wat lost Ott UWO McM
14 Saint Mary's (5-0, 6-0) beat Aca# SFXø Bish Aca MtA SFX
15 Queen's (2-4, 3-4) beat McG# Wind* Wat lost Car Ott Laur UWO
16 Waterloo (4-3, 4-3) beat Wind* York* Tor* Carl lost Laur Gue Que

"HAM'N'EGGERS"
17 Alberta (1-4, 1-5) beat Man lost UBC# Cal Sask Reg UBC
18 McGill (1-4, 1-5) beat Sher lost Que# Lav Con Mtl Lav
19 Acadia (4-2, 4-3) beat Bish SFX MtA Bish lost SMU# MtA SMU
20 Manitoba (1-4, 1-4) beat Reg lost Sask UBC Cal Alta
21 Mount Allison (2-4, 3-5) beat SFX# Aca SFX lost Gue# SFX Bish SMU Aca
22 Sherbrooke (1-5, 2-5) beat York# Con lost Lav Con McG Mtl Lav
23 St. F.X. (2-4, 2-6) beat MtA Bish lost Gue# MtA# SMUø Aca SMU MtA
24 Bishop's (1-4, 1-4) beat MtA lost Aca SMU SFX Aca

"JABRONIS"
25 York (1-5, 1-6) beat Tor* lost Sher# UWO Wat Ott McM Laur
26 Toronto (1-5, 1-6) beat Wind* lost Mtl# Lau Wat Gue York* McM
27 Windsor (0-6, 0-6) lost Wat Tor* Gue UWO Ott Que

There was surprisingly little movement here. Queen's jumps from Ham'n'Egger to The Blob, and some AUS shuffling, and that's it. I have a hunch that Waterloo has reservations in Ham'n'Eggerville. But when you consider that they were not just Jabronis, but A**clowns, not so long ago, it is still a fantastic turn-around. I am not sold on Carleton but their record is what it is.

NEXT UP

Oct 14 Regina Alberta
Oct 14 Manitoba Calgary
Oct 14 U.B.C. Saskatchewan
Oct 14 Waterloo Ottawa
Oct 14 Laurier Guelph
Oct 14 York Queen's
Oct 14 Windsor McMaster
Oct 14 Toronto Carleton
Oct 14 Concordia McGill
Oct 14 Montreal Sherbrooke
Oct 14 St. F.X. Acadia
Oct 14 Bishop's Saint Mary's

So now it's back-to-work on your Tool Time projects.

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Week 8

Post by Hollywood2 » Sun Oct 15, 2017 5:37 pm

OFFICIAL HOLLYWOOD TOP 27 - WEEK 8

Week 8 is done, and only 2 weeks are left in the regular season. Last week the rankings were motivated by the comparison of Tool Time girls Lisa and Heidi. This week, we need the age-old battle of brunette vs. blonde.

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Jaclyn or Jana?

PRIOR OHT27s:
2016 - final
week 1
week 2
week 3
week 4
week 5
week 6
week 7

STEP 1: RESULTS

Canada West
Oct 14 Regina 58 Alberta 55
Oct 14 Manitoba 27 Calgary 36
Oct 14 U.B.C. 29 Saskatchewan 25

Ontario
Oct 14 Waterloo 30 Ottawa 40
Oct 14 Laurier 14 Guelph 24
Oct 14 York 34 Queen's 52
Oct 14 Windsor 13 McMaster 29
Oct 14 Toronto 0 Carleton 43

Quebec
Oct 14 Concordia 36 McGill 10
Oct 14 Montreal 47 Sherbrooke 15

Atlantic
Oct 14 St. F.X. 17 Acadia 35
Oct 14 Bishop's 11 Saint Mary's 55

STEP 2: REGIONAL RANKINGS

The rankings show each team's conference record followed by their overall record. The games marked # are non-conference games. The games marked * are games against a jabroni. The games marked ø were reversed in league standings.

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Tika or Natalia? Together they bring us the CW.

CANADA WEST

1 Calgary (6-0, 6-1) beat Alta Reg Man Sask UBC Man lost Reg#
2 Regina (4-2, 4-2) beat Cal# UBC Alta Sask Alta lost Cal Man
3 UBC (4-2, 5-2) beat Alta# Man Sask Alta Sask lost Reg Cal
4 Saskatchewan (2-4, 2-5) beat Man Alta lost McM# UBC Cal Reg UBC
5 Alberta (1-5, 1-6) beat Man lost UBC# Cal Sask Reg UBC Reg
6 Manitoba (1-5, 1-5) beat Reg lost Sask UBC Cal Alta Cal

After some major scares, the higher ranked teams hung on for wins and the rankings stand pat.

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Ola and Elaine bring us the OUA.

ONTARIO

1 W. Ontario (7-0, 7-0) beat York* Gue McM Wind* Que Laur Carl
2 McMaster (6-1, 7-1) beat Sask# Carl Ott Gue York* Tor* Wind* lost UWO
3 Ottawa (5-2, 5-2) beat Gue Que York* Wind* Wat lost McM Carl
4 Guelph (4-3, 6-3) beat SFX# MtA# Wind* Tor* Wat Laur lost Ott UWO McM
5 Laurier (5-2, 5-3) beat Tor* Carl Que Wat York* lost Con# UWO Gue
6 Carleton (3-4, 3-5) beat Que Ott Tor* lost Lav# McM Laur Wat UWO
7 Queen's (3-4, 4-4) beat McG# Wind* Wat York* lost Car Ott Laur UWO
8 Waterloo (4-4, 4-4) beat Wind* York* Tor* Carl lost Laur Gue Que Ott
9 York (1-6, 1-7) beat Tor* lost Sher# UWO Wat Ott McM Laur Que
10 Toronto (1-6, 1-7) beat Wind* lost Mtl# Lau Wat Gue York* McM Carl
11 Windsor (0-7, 0-7) lost Wat Tor* Gue UWO Ott Que McM

The big fly in the ointment (which makes rankings interesting) is Guelph's win over Laurier. That result makes a six-team “loop”. That loop has two sub-sets. Ottawa beat Guelph, who beat Laurier. No loop there because Laurier has not beaten (nor played) Ottawa. The lower sub-set has just one win over the upper sub-set (Carleton over Ottawa). So Carleton has something to bump them above their loop, and Queen's beat Waterloo in head-to-head, thus completing the ranking. For what its worth, these are the records of the mid-level against one another:

Ott 3-1
Laur 3-1
Gue 2-1
Carl 2-2
Que 1-3
Wat 1-4

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Chrissy and Zienna take us to the RSEQ.

QUEBEC

1 Montreal (5-0-1, 6-0-1) beat Tor# Con Lav Sher McG Sher can Con
2 Laval (5-1, 6-1) beat Car# Sher McG Con McG Sher lost Mtl
3 Concordia (3-3-1, 4-3-1) beat Lau# Sher McG McG lost Mtl Lav Sher can Mtl
4 McGill (1-5, 1-6) beat Sher lost Que# Lav Con Mtl Lav Con
5 Sherbrooke (1-6, 2-5) beat York# Con lost Lav Con McG Mtl Lav Mtl

The game cancellation is bizarre. Otherwise nothing happened to change these rankings.

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Josephine and Nicola are big fans of the AUS.

ATLANTIC

1 Saint Mary's (6-0, 7-0) beat Aca# SFXø Bish Aca MtA SFX Bish
2 Acadia (5-2, 5-3) beat Bish SFX MtA Bish SFX lost SMU# MtA SMU
3 Mount Allison (2-4, 3-5) beat SFX# Aca SFX lost Gue# SFX Bish SMU Aca
4 St. F.X. (2-5, 2-7) beat MtA Bish lost Gue# MtA# SMUø Aca SMU MtA Aca
5 Bishop's (1-5, 1-5) beat MtA lost Aca SMU SFX Aca SMU

Like the CW and Q, nothing happened in the A to alter rankings at all.

STEP 3: THE BLEND

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Kyra and Karin illustrate that some decisions are too close to call.

"CONTENDERS"
1 Calgary (6-0, 6-1) beat Alta Reg Man Sask UBC Man lost Reg#
2 Montreal (5-0-1, 6-0-1) beat Tor# Con Lav Sher McG Sher can Con
3 Laval (5-1, 6-1) beat Car# Sher McG Con McG Sher lost Mtl
4 W. Ontario (7-0, 7-0) beat York* Gue McM Wind* Que Laur Carl

"THE NEAR CONTENDERS"
5 McMaster (6-1, 7-1) beat Sask# Carl Ott Gue York* Tor* Wind* lost UWO
6 Regina (4-2, 4-2) beat Cal# UBC Alta Sask Alta lost Cal Man

"THE BLOB"
7 UBC (4-2, 5-2) beat Alta# Man Sask Alta Sask lost Reg Cal
8 Ottawa (5-2, 5-2) beat Gue Que York* Wind* Wat lost McM Carl
9 Guelph (4-3, 6-3) beat SFX# MtA# Wind* Tor* Wat Laur lost Ott UWO McM
10 Concordia (3-3-1, 4-3-1) beat Lau# Sher McG McG lost Mtl Lav Sher can Mtl
11 Saskatchewan (2-4, 2-5) beat Man Alta lost McM# UBC Cal Reg UBC
12 Laurier (5-2, 5-3) beat Tor* Carl Que Wat York* lost Con# UWO Gue
13 Carleton (3-4, 3-5) beat Que Ott Tor* lost Lav# McM Laur Wat UWO
14 Saint Mary's (6-0, 7-0) beat Aca# SFXø Bish Aca MtA SFX Bish

"HAM'N'EGGERS"
15 Alberta (1-5, 1-6) beat Man lost UBC# Cal Sask Reg UBC Reg
16 Queen's (3-4, 4-4) beat McG# Wind* Wat York* lost Car Ott Laur UWO
17 Manitoba (1-5, 1-5) beat Reg lost Sask UBC Cal Alta Cal
18 Waterloo (4-4, 4-4) beat Wind* York* Tor* Carl lost Laur Gue Que Ott
19 Acadia (5-2, 5-3) beat Bish SFX MtA Bish SFX lost SMU# MtA SMU
20 McGill (1-5, 1-6) beat Sher lost Que# Lav Con Mtl Lav Con
21 Mount Allison (2-4, 3-5) beat SFX# Aca SFX lost Gue# SFX Bish SMU Aca
22 St. F.X. (2-5, 2-7) beat MtA Bish lost Gue# MtA# SMUø Aca SMU MtA Aca
23 Sherbrooke (1-6, 2-5) beat York# Con lost Lav Con McG Mtl Lav Mtl
24 Bishop's (1-5, 1-5) beat MtA lost Aca SMU SFX Aca SMU

"JABRONIS"
25 York (1-6, 1-7) beat Tor* lost Sher# UWO Wat Ott McM Laur Que
26 Toronto (1-6, 1-7) beat Wind* lost Mtl# Lau Wat Gue York* McM Carl
27 Windsor (0-7, 0-7) lost Wat Tor* Gue UWO Ott Que McM

The OUA shuffle moved some teams around. Plus the march to the end of the season confirms where a lot of teams belong. I have consolidated The Blob, but for now at least McMaster and Regina are by themselves as “near contenders”.

NEXT UP

Oct 21 U.B.C. Manitoba
Oct 21 Saskatchewan Alberta
Oct 21 Calgary Regina
Oct 21 Guelph Carleton
Oct 21 McMaster Laurier
Oct 21 York Windsor
Oct 21 Queen's Toronto
Oct 21 Ottawa W. Ontario
Oct 21 Montreal Laval
Oct 21 Sherbrooke McGill
Oct 21 Saint Mary's Acadia
Oct 21 Mount Allison Bishop's

With the season running out, it's party time for everyone!

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HAMILTON TIGER-CATS 38
BUFFALO BILLS 21
The Tiger-Cats are the reigning champions of CFL/NFL football.

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